Dear von Hottie,
My younger sister lives in a big city. She is CRAZY. To which sanitarium should I send her?
- Big Brother
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Dear Big Brother,
Maybe your little sister is just living it up amongst the bright lights. You should love her and be glad that someone else is living all the colors of the world for you.
P.S. I don't think they have sanitariums anymore. Perhaps you should buy her a weekend at Canyon Ranch instead.
Love,
von Hottie
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