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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Go Green For Prom!

Green Prom

Click the link above to read von Hottie's article on going green for prom!

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

von Hottie on Zoomdoggle!

Hey von Hottlettes!

I'm very excited to be the first female contributor to Zoomdoggle.com, a great new website devoted entirely to fun. Each week, my friends over at Zoomdoggle.com are going to feature a (never-before published) von Hottie picture of the week! I love Zoomdoggle - it's fun and smart, just like von Hottie!

You can view the first three pictures here!

Check Zoomdoggle every week (usually Thursdays) for the next von Hottie picture of the week. Be sure to leave a comment - I love to hear what my fans think.


Love and kisses,
von Hottie,

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

von Hottie narrowly escapes arrest!

Don't worry, von Hottie fans! von Hottie escaped unscathed.

While pausing outside of a Manhattan subway station (which just happened to exit through an office building) to slip street clothes over her swimsuit, von Hottie was accosted by a female security guard who insisted that von Hottie was "stripping in public." von Hottie tried to explain that she was trying to put her clothes back ON, but the security guard continued to threaten von Hottie with arrest for indecent exposure*. von Hottie tried to explain that she was trying to leave the subway station and was not here to cause any trouble, but the security guard continued to detain her with lectures about "stripping in public" and the dubious morality of von Hottie and her swimsuit.The security guard then escorted von Hottie out of the subway station while she contined to yell on and on about "stripping in public." Ironically, once she was on the street, von Hottie was able to slip her street clothes over her head in peace, "indecently exposing" herself to 50 times more people than had been in the subway station.

Look's like someone's security desk is about to receive a complimentary 2007 calendar. After all, von Hottie is a New York landmark too.



*von Hottie was not indecently exposed. As women in New York are allowed to go topless in public, von Hottie would actually have to be fully naked to commit indecent exposure.