How does von hotttie cure a hangover?
What von Hottie recommends: 1) Drink water before bed. 2) When you wake up, drink more water. 2) Drink coconut water or a big Odwalla juice. 3) If you think you can get up, eat a bacon & egg sandwich. 4) If you can't get up, stay in bed, drinking water or juice. 5) After your sandwich, take Advil 5) Drink coffee 6) Keep drinking a lot of fluids throughout the day.
What von Hottie does: 1) Forget to drink water before bed. 2) Wake up after sleeping only 3 hours and remember about the water. 3) Try to fall back asleep. 4) Wake up, text message apologies to everyone about the text messages sent the night before. 5) Call a friend and read aloud the text messages sent the night before. 6) Drink coconut water. 7) At 2pm, get out of bed and find greasy food and coffee. 8) 4pm. Get back in bed. 9)7pm, put party dress back on. Try again.
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