Hey von Hottlettes!
von Hottie has some fun new things in store for you. Keep your eyes peeled shortly for a brand new blog, more von Hottie pictures, plus a year of von Holidays! All will be revealed soon.
Love, von Hottie.
p.s. Did you all suddenly become well-adjusted? Don't you need advice? Send your questions to vonhottie@vonhottie.com.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
Join von Hottie for a virtual Dance Party
In honor of the new year, please join von Hottie for a virtual dance party.
DIRECTIONS:
1) Click here.
2) Stand up (or not).
3) Hit play.
4) Dance like no one's watching.
5) Buy the 2009 von Hottie calendar to celebrate all year long!
Click here to buy.
DIRECTIONS:
1) Click here.
2) Stand up (or not).
3) Hit play.
4) Dance like no one's watching.
5) Buy the 2009 von Hottie calendar to celebrate all year long!
Click here to buy.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
von Hottie on Zoomdoggle!
Hey von Hottlettes!
I'm very excited to be the first female contributor to Zoomdoggle.com, a great new website devoted entirely to fun. Each week, my friends over at Zoomdoggle.com are going to feature a (never-before published) von Hottie picture of the week! I love Zoomdoggle - it's fun and smart, just like von Hottie!
You can view the first three pictures here!
Check Zoomdoggle every week (usually Thursdays) for the next von Hottie picture of the week. Be sure to leave a comment - I love to hear what my fans think.
Love and kisses,
von Hottie,
I'm very excited to be the first female contributor to Zoomdoggle.com, a great new website devoted entirely to fun. Each week, my friends over at Zoomdoggle.com are going to feature a (never-before published) von Hottie picture of the week! I love Zoomdoggle - it's fun and smart, just like von Hottie!
You can view the first three pictures here!
Check Zoomdoggle every week (usually Thursdays) for the next von Hottie picture of the week. Be sure to leave a comment - I love to hear what my fans think.
Love and kisses,
von Hottie,
thinking outside the bridal box
Dear von Hottie,
Help I’m getting married! Fortunately, my husband-to-be is not the problem. The problem is the dress. I am not your typical self-obsessed bride who has been dreaming about a certain dress her whole life. We want a theatrical and very non-traditional wedding. So the last thing I want is some cupcake-like lacy, bedazzled frock. I have an appointment to look at dresses and a small entourage of women has volunteered to come with me. They have been sending me pictures of dresses they think are me. von Hottie – these are plain Jane dresses and a little too crunchy. Think white, flowy and in a field of wheat. True, I’m not always comfortable in the spotlight. I’m a director not an actress. But at the same time I direct Ionsesco, not the Glass Menagerie! I can’t find much I like to counter their boring dresses. Help me find a dress that is really me!
- Naked and thrust into the spotlight
************
Dear Naked Ionesco Bride,
If there's anything I understand, it's a woman in need of some theatricality in her life.
First, we need to stop thinking “wedding” and start thinking “event.” Pretend you’re not walking down an aisle, you’re walking down the red carpet. This will exponentially expand your options (and you’ll still be able to wear white!).
For inspiration, check out red carpet or runway pictures of fashion & gowns at Style.com. To start shopping, you can hop over Shopstyle.com, which pulls a large selection of designs from all over the internet. Another good place to check is Bluefly.com, which often has plenty of fancy gowns.
Also, there are some innovative designers who think outside of the bridal box. My favorites are Morgane Le Fay (feathers! Intricate fabric designs!) and Alice Temperley (Beads! Sequins!). And, if all else fails, Mary Adams will custom design a wedding dress for you, and it will definitely be theatrical.
Happy shopping!
Love,
von Hottie
Help I’m getting married! Fortunately, my husband-to-be is not the problem. The problem is the dress. I am not your typical self-obsessed bride who has been dreaming about a certain dress her whole life. We want a theatrical and very non-traditional wedding. So the last thing I want is some cupcake-like lacy, bedazzled frock. I have an appointment to look at dresses and a small entourage of women has volunteered to come with me. They have been sending me pictures of dresses they think are me. von Hottie – these are plain Jane dresses and a little too crunchy. Think white, flowy and in a field of wheat. True, I’m not always comfortable in the spotlight. I’m a director not an actress. But at the same time I direct Ionsesco, not the Glass Menagerie! I can’t find much I like to counter their boring dresses. Help me find a dress that is really me!
- Naked and thrust into the spotlight
************
Dear Naked Ionesco Bride,
If there's anything I understand, it's a woman in need of some theatricality in her life.
First, we need to stop thinking “wedding” and start thinking “event.” Pretend you’re not walking down an aisle, you’re walking down the red carpet. This will exponentially expand your options (and you’ll still be able to wear white!).
For inspiration, check out red carpet or runway pictures of fashion & gowns at Style.com. To start shopping, you can hop over Shopstyle.com, which pulls a large selection of designs from all over the internet. Another good place to check is Bluefly.com, which often has plenty of fancy gowns.
Also, there are some innovative designers who think outside of the bridal box. My favorites are Morgane Le Fay (feathers! Intricate fabric designs!) and Alice Temperley (Beads! Sequins!). And, if all else fails, Mary Adams will custom design a wedding dress for you, and it will definitely be theatrical.
Happy shopping!
Love,
von Hottie
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
von Hottie is on Current TV!
While shooting the 2009 calendar at Coney Island, von Hottie was trailed by a producer from Current TV! The footage will air later in the fall, but you can see it now on Current TV's website. Or just watch below:
Monday, August 11, 2008
Introducing the von Hottie cocktail
Introducing an exclusive treat for von Hottie fans and those in the know:
the von Hottie cocktail
Now served at:
The Dove Parlour
228 Thompson Street
(between West 3rd and Bleecker Streets)
New York, NY
Deep in Greenwich Village, late at night, you can often find a certain blonde bombshell perched at the bar of one of the best cocktail lounges in Manhattan. She doesn't drink just any old cocktail, oh, no, she drinks one that is sweet and bubbly with a kick, just like herself. It's a heady mix of champagne and St. Germain (an elderfower liqueur), topped with a lemon twist.
Some fancy-pants may ask you why you would put a lemon in a glass of champagne, as that will make it go flat? von Hottie's answer is: "That's why you have to drink it fast!" Because a von Hottie cocktail is just like von Hottness - it's best experienced from the inside out.
So, my dear von Hottlettes, rush on down to The Dove before they run out. This is an insider-only cocktail, meaning its not on the menu, so you'll have to ask for it. And if you see this drink at another establishment, set them straight and let them know what it's really called!
the von Hottie cocktail
Now served at:
The Dove Parlour
228 Thompson Street
(between West 3rd and Bleecker Streets)
New York, NY
Deep in Greenwich Village, late at night, you can often find a certain blonde bombshell perched at the bar of one of the best cocktail lounges in Manhattan. She doesn't drink just any old cocktail, oh, no, she drinks one that is sweet and bubbly with a kick, just like herself. It's a heady mix of champagne and St. Germain (an elderfower liqueur), topped with a lemon twist.
Some fancy-pants may ask you why you would put a lemon in a glass of champagne, as that will make it go flat? von Hottie's answer is: "That's why you have to drink it fast!" Because a von Hottie cocktail is just like von Hottness - it's best experienced from the inside out.
So, my dear von Hottlettes, rush on down to The Dove before they run out. This is an insider-only cocktail, meaning its not on the menu, so you'll have to ask for it. And if you see this drink at another establishment, set them straight and let them know what it's really called!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
von Hottie in Times Square!
von Hottie is shooting today in Times Square at 2:30 pm for her 2009 calendar and a documentary by kArt across America! If you're in the neighborhood, come and watch, but pretend like you just stumbled upon us. Blending in is part of the fun!
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