von Hottie on The Happy Hour Show - March 17 2-6pm

Listen to von Hottie join Leslie & Tori on The Happy Hour Show. To listen, go to wtnrradio.com on March 17, anytime between 2-6pm world time.

If you miss it today, you can download it from iTunes by going here.

Warning: This is not safe for work. Adult content.

Love, von Hottie

Inauguration Celebration?

Dear von Hottie,

No stranger to throwing a banging party at the drop of a hat, I find myself stumped when it comes to Inauguration day. What is appropriate to do? Stay at home with my loving fiancé, fun-loving roommate and kitties? Go to a bar party? Invite friends over? Invite myself to a friend’s place who I know has food? What to do? It’s a school night so I can’t go WILD but I simply cannot let this historic event go by sober.

Help von Hottie! HELP!

-Johnny Hollywood

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Dear Johnny Hollywood,

I'm of the mind that you should go to a bar party. When there's a momentous occasion for the people, it's always best to celebrate with the people. Judging by how riotously happy New Yorkers were on Election Night, I'm hoping that they will be just as happy, and just as much fun on Inauguration Night. So go out! Be with the people! It's not everyday that the candidate you voted for becomes President!

Love,

von Hottie

p.s. von Hottie herself has the flu, so she has no definitive plans for Inauguration Night, but she's hoping she makes a full recovery in time to party with the people.

Coming soon!

Hey von Hottlettes!

von Hottie has some fun new things in store for you. Keep your eyes peeled shortly for a brand new blog, more von Hottie pictures, plus a year of von Holidays! All will be revealed soon.

Love, von Hottie.

p.s. Did you all suddenly become well-adjusted? Don't you need advice? Send your questions to vonhottie@vonhottie.com.

Join von Hottie for a virtual Dance Party

In honor of the new year, please join von Hottie for a virtual dance party.

DIRECTIONS:

1) Click here.
2) Stand up (or not).
3) Hit play.
4) Dance like no one's watching.
5) Buy the 2009 von Hottie calendar to celebrate all year long!
Click here to buy.

von Hottie on Zoomdoggle!

Hey von Hottlettes!

I'm very excited to be the first female contributor to Zoomdoggle.com, a great new website devoted entirely to fun. Each week, my friends over at Zoomdoggle.com are going to feature a (never-before published) von Hottie picture of the week! I love Zoomdoggle - it's fun and smart, just like von Hottie!

You can view the first three pictures here!

Check Zoomdoggle every week (usually Thursdays) for the next von Hottie picture of the week. Be sure to leave a comment - I love to hear what my fans think.


Love and kisses,
von Hottie,

thinking outside the bridal box

Dear von Hottie,

Help I’m getting married! Fortunately, my husband-to-be is not the problem. The problem is the dress. I am not your typical self-obsessed bride who has been dreaming about a certain dress her whole life. We want a theatrical and very non-traditional wedding. So the last thing I want is some cupcake-like lacy, bedazzled frock. I have an appointment to look at dresses and a small entourage of women has volunteered to come with me. They have been sending me pictures of dresses they think are me. von Hottie – these are plain Jane dresses and a little too crunchy. Think white, flowy and in a field of wheat. True, I’m not always comfortable in the spotlight. I’m a director not an actress. But at the same time I direct Ionsesco, not the Glass Menagerie! I can’t find much I like to counter their boring dresses. Help me find a dress that is really me!

- Naked and thrust into the spotlight

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Dear Naked Ionesco Bride,

If there's anything I understand, it's a woman in need of some theatricality in her life.

First, we need to stop thinking “wedding” and start thinking “event.” Pretend you’re not walking down an aisle, you’re walking down the red carpet. This will exponentially expand your options (and you’ll still be able to wear white!).

For inspiration, check out red carpet or runway pictures of fashion & gowns at Style.com. To start shopping, you can hop over Shopstyle.com, which pulls a large selection of designs from all over the internet. Another good place to check is Bluefly.com, which often has plenty of fancy gowns.

Also, there are some innovative designers who think outside of the bridal box. My favorites are Morgane Le Fay (feathers! Intricate fabric designs!) and Alice Temperley (Beads! Sequins!). And, if all else fails, Mary Adams will custom design a wedding dress for you, and it will definitely be theatrical.

Happy shopping!

Love,
von Hottie

von Hottie is on Current TV!

While shooting the 2009 calendar at Coney Island, von Hottie was trailed by a producer from Current TV! The footage will air later in the fall, but you can see it now on Current TV's website. Or just watch below: