Dear von Hottie,
No stranger to throwing a banging party at the drop of a hat, I find myself stumped when it comes to Inauguration day. What is appropriate to do? Stay at home with my loving fiancĂ©, fun-loving roommate and kitties? Go to a bar party? Invite friends over? Invite myself to a friend’s place who I know has food? What to do? It’s a school night so I can’t go WILD but I simply cannot let this historic event go by sober.
Help von Hottie! HELP!
-Johnny Hollywood
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Dear Johnny Hollywood,
I'm of the mind that you should go to a bar party. When there's a momentous occasion for the people, it's always best to celebrate with the people. Judging by how riotously happy New Yorkers were on Election Night, I'm hoping that they will be just as happy, and just as much fun on Inauguration Night. So go out! Be with the people! It's not everyday that the candidate you voted for becomes President!
Love,
von Hottie
p.s. von Hottie herself has the flu, so she has no definitive plans for Inauguration Night, but she's hoping she makes a full recovery in time to party with the people.